You're the Man Now, Earth
Upon returning home from Madagascar in Old Epic, Earth gets kicked out of a bar by Marcus Mull and decides to become manly. In his quest, he meets the Ultimate Warrior and becomes incredibly impressed by his manliness and words of infinite wisdom. He signs up to become a student at Warrior University, but gets sidetracked on his way there and ends up at the home of Sean Connery. In the depths of Connery's manor, he discovers Naked Zombie Sean Connery and destroys him. He is then arrested for Sean Connery's murder. At the end of a lengthy trial where Earth is nearly declared guilty, Sean Connery appears and reveals that the zombie was actually his body double. As no one cares about the zombie body double, Earth is declared not guilty. He hurries to Warrior University for class, where the Warrior teaches him that the only way to truly become manly is to eat Manly Steak.