Earth Visits Madagascar
Earth goes on an adventure to Madagascar in Old Epic, but is kicked out for being annoying, and loses his shoes. He hitches a ride with Gilligan and the Skipper to Africa, where they are chased by lions. Gilligan befriends the lions with ice cream, just as the Madagascar Army arrives with the lions' mortal enemy: Cars. Fortunately, the spirit of Billy Mays saves Earth from the ensuing battle, sending him to Egypt. He hijacks a plane, but bails out to escape the zombies aboard it. The plane erupts into a giant robot made of snakes as Earth realizes he's in a Michael Bay film. Robots continue to beseige Earth, until he is rescued by Super Santa Claus and his manly punch. He flew Earth back to Madagascar, where Earth is forever branded a Horrible Person.
Earth returns to the battle of lions and cars, only to find his old nemesis Your Mother commanding zombie children against both sides. He defeats her and steals her shoes, which he throws at both the lions and cars. The Martians arrive to give everyone new shoes, and end up just as angry at Earth as everyone else. He defeated the Martians, but was sent to jail for entering Madagascar by plane. He is soon visited by the new President of Madagascar: Your Mother. She makes him clean all of Madagascar with a toothbrush, which he accomplishes by enlisting the lions and cars in building a giant toothbrush for him, sweeping Your Mother out to sea. Earth is then kicked into Hell, where he meets Stephanie Meyer. Fortunately, the zombies, led by the newly-undead Michael Jackson, came to his aid against her vampires, along with zombie vampire lions. The day was saved once again, and Michael was named the new President of Madagascar, as all of Madagascar had been zombified in the chaos.
Earth eventually made his way back to Africa, where the Snake Plane Monster reappeared. While fleeing it, he earned the ire of PETA, who sent the lions after him. He hopped on a nearby kangaroo to escape them, only to be attacked by the vampire zombie lions and the zombie Madagascarians. The Snake Plane Monster fortunately showed up and dispersed the armies just in time. Earth attempted a manly punch of his own on the monster, but lacked the manliness for it to be effective. The lions and Madagascarians mounted a counter-attack on the monster during Earth's distraction, destroying it. Earth was forgiven for his transgressions, and downgraded from Horrible Person to Annoying Creep. For his noble, yet ineffective, efforts on the monster, Super Santa Claus awarded Earth with a new pair of shoes.
