Timeline Police

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Name Officer Thomas L. Jones and Officer Nicholas Angle
Gender Both Male
Born * Jones: 15 September 2256 (2256-09-15) (Age 79)
* Angle: 14 February 2280 (2280-02-14) (Age 56)
Weight Unknown
Hair Greying (Jones) / Brown (Angle)
Race Human
Affinity Rift
Alignment Lawful Good
Weapon of Choice The Timeline
Affiliation Timeline Police
Player Tyler


"Only crime that matters is a crime against history."
—Officer Jones


Summary

The Timeline Police are a pair of special officers dedicated to protecting the Epic Timeline from paradoxes and other inconsistencies. If your character is doing something which may threaten the timeline, expect Officer Jones to be looking over his newspaper at them in warning. If things get really bad, Officer Angle steps in to make things right with the timeline. This usually involves deadly force and at least two explosions.


The placement of the Timeline Police in the Non-Original Characters category refers to the characters themselves being based on Tommy Lee Jones and Simon Pegg in appearance, not the concept of the Timeline Police itself.