John Cheese

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Name John Cheese
Gender Male
Born Unknown
Height Unknown
Weight Unknown
Hair Unknown
Race Human
Affinity Fire
Alignment Chaotic Good
Weapon of Choice Dick Jokes; Rock; Chairs
Affiliation N/A
First Appearance The Bratwurst Prophecy Quest 1 (AIM Saga)
Player Aaron


"Out in Eutropia, we met a guy. He was a pimp. You and me made quite a bit of money as male whores--they used to call you Rocket Rimjob. You won the gold at the Greater UP Sodomy Olympics in October."
—John


Summary

John Cheese is a resident of Undisclosed and a member of the band Three-Arm Sally. In November 2321 he became involved in the Bratwurst Prophecy incident.