John Cheese
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Jump to navigationJump to search| Name | John Cheese |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Born | Unknown |
| Height | Unknown |
| Weight | Unknown |
| Hair | Unknown |
| Race | Human |
| Affinity | Fire |
| Alignment | Chaotic Good |
| Weapon of Choice | Dick Jokes; Rock; Chairs |
| Affiliation | N/A |
| First Appearance | The Bratwurst Prophecy Quest 1 (AIM Saga) |
| Player | Aaron |
- "Out in Eutropia, we met a guy. He was a pimp. You and me made quite a bit of money as male whores--they used to call you Rocket Rimjob. You won the gold at the Greater UP Sodomy Olympics in October."
- —John
Summary
John Cheese is a resident of Undisclosed and a member of the band Three-Arm Sally. In November 2321 he became involved in the Bratwurst Prophecy incident.
