Surgery & Mechas: S&M

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Title Surgery & Mechas: S&M
Number Free RP #300
Date 31 May & 1 June 2014
Players Robert, Jared, Aaron, Clara, Isabel, Kristen
Characters Narla, Sam, Rita, Raven, Mortimer, Enos, Rosalie
Setting Bhalshakur, Handora, Disparatus


Timeline Summary

In the small Handoran jungle town of Bhalshakur, Narla, Sam, Raven, Mortimer, and Enos chill at its local waterpark. Enos attempts to spread the good word of Enosticism to everyone. Mortimer has to leave due to the voice in his head. Meanwhile, one of the Ritas pursues Sam at the same waterpark. He attempts to hide, but she catches up. He yells at her and launches a surprise attack, eventually killing her. He calls it in and heads off. Back with the others, Narla confuses Enos with texts. Rosalie arrives at the waterpark and tells them of the dangers of drinking and driving. She does not believe in the existence of mechs. Enos drinks Juno's Mask with Raven's blood and turns into a Cyborg. Raven gets annoyed when Enos tells everyone she's a cyborg. Narla asks Enos if he has ovaries. Rosalie talks about friends, and how Enos has none. Enos tells Narla not to trust Byariel. He then flips out when people don't take him seriously as he brags about being the best. People act rude by speaking in foreign languages. Rosalie decides she needs to learn to drive. She also tells Raven about her own alternate Earth. Enos throws a bottle at Rosalie and does not believe her story. She heads off, and Enos zones out while Narla talks with Raven about their lots in life. They all then discuss whether Rosalie's crazy or not. Narla asks Raven if she wants to sleep in a brothel. She talks about her sisters, the Lehk'zhulians, and Kharadov Particles. She gives Raven and Enos information on where to go in Lehk'zhulia if they wish to aid her cause. Roxy sleep-texts Enos. Narla arm wrestles Enos before leaving and is utterly destroyed. Enos runs off to the brothel.


Notes

  • At 9 hours in length, this is one of the longest Free RPs, if not the absolute longest, in terms of time participated.