Jaredisms

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When someone (Jared) means to say one word, and instead says something completely unrelated. Kind of like a Freudian slip, except even weirder.




Jared: Zvilpogghua lowers his body, the flying flower flying over his body.
Jared: Er
Jared: *Streea's kicking flying
Jared: *kick




Alicia: "Fashion, really?"
Kristen: "Yes. I run a tayloring boutique."
Jared: "Fashion? I can tell from your dress. Please answer this question, though."
Jared: He decides not to call her out on it.
Jared: Never know when you need a tailor that's not on your bed side.
Jared: ...
Jared: bad
Jared: Not bed.
Kristen: xD!




Jared: Oh, Kristen, you missed Nyogotha's face.
Jared: Er
Jared: Match.
Jared: Not face.
Tyler: And her face.
Jared: That, too.
Kristen: ABSOLUTE VALUE
Kristen: YES