Captain Ahab
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Jump to navigationJump to search| Name | Captain Ahab |
|---|---|
| Gender | Hot Dog |
| Born | Lifer |
| Height | Approx. 50 cunthair |
| Weight | In the chubclub |
| Hair | Civie Cut |
| Race | Floating Bellhop |
| Affinity | Boopdiddly |
| Alignment | Senile Old Salt |
| Weapon of Choice | Wet Willy |
| Affiliation | Canoe Club |
| First Appearance | Slotheim Manor (Forum Saga) |
| Player | Isabel |
- "Ah, so ye like to keep it ducks. I got it, chit chipper. Now don't any 'a ye get your dixie cups in a donut when gettin' on up in thar."
- —Ahab
A farting dust mystery shitter who's gone off the deep six.
