An Assless Chap

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Title An Assless Chap
Number Free RP #310
Date 15 & 16 January 2015
Players Tyler, Jared, Isabel, Kristen, DS, Daniel
Characters Jolene, Hannah, Enos, Asha, Adrien, Cordelia
Setting Passenger Train to Canta Lope, Ostfold, Disparatus


Timeline Summary

Jolene, Hannah, and Enos ride a train through the Ostfold countryside, heading for Canta Lope. A conductor announces that the train's maintenance man, Eric Bartholomew, has gone missing. Jolene looks for the train's heat ray, while Enos asks Hannah if she delivered him a pizza. Asha enters their train cabin just as Enos accuses Jolene of wearing his laundry, which Jolene does a poor job of denying. Asha calls them all sex perverts. Adrien wakes up to listen in, and Asha scampers out in fear of the penis. Enos admits to touching the maintenance man's screwdriver while he slept. Hannah finds the man's body in the bathroom, and eats his ass. Enos demands that Adrien hand over his clothes so they can hide the body, but he refuses. As they go to get a blanket to hide him with instead, Cordelia waves to Jolene. Hannah upgrades Jolene from sex pervert to gentleman, and Adrien gets mad when Jolene mentions Cordelia's presence. Enos suggests framing her for the murder, but they settle on just chucking the body out the window. This fails. Cordelia offers her assistance, and burns the corpse just as they arrive at Canta Lope Station. Enos puts on a dress, and everyone compliments him. With the problem resolved, everyone says their goodbyes and depart the train.