Captain Ahab

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Name Captain Ahab
Gender Hot Dog
Born Lifer
Height Approx. 50 cunthair
Weight In the chubclub
Hair Civie Cut
Race Floating Bellhop
Affinity Boopdiddly
Alignment Senile Old Salt
Weapon of Choice Wet Willy
Affiliation Canoe Club
First Appearance Slotheim Manor (Forum Saga)
Player Isabel


"Ah, so ye like to keep it ducks. I got it, chit chipper. Now don't any 'a ye get your dixie cups in a donut when gettin' on up in thar."
—Ahab


A farting dust mystery shitter who's gone off the deep six.